Interview- Work- Stupid
Gary is on the fourth job interview since he got
laid off. After reading a guide called "How to Succeed
in Any Job Interviews," he should be ready this time
Interviewer: Why are you applying for this position?
Gray: My skills match the requirements
Interviewer: Why did you choose us?
Gray:This is a well known, large scale national corporation.
Interviewer: What starting salary are you looking for?
Gray: A hundred twenty thousand dollars a year. depending on the benefits package.
Interviewer: Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks of vacation and full medical insurance?
Gray: Yes!
Interviewer: Plus a company retirement fund up to 80 percent, and a company car leased every two years?
Gray :Wow! Are you kidding?
Interviewer: Yeah, but you started it.
面試-工作-笨蛋
自從蓋瑞失業後，這已經是他找工作的第四次面試了。
在讀了一本名叫“如何在任何求職面試中獲得成功”的書，這次他應該準備好了吧!
面試考官：你為什麼來應聘這個工作？
蓋瑞：我的專長（技能）符合這個（工作的）要求。
面試考官：你為什麼選擇我們（這家公司〕？
蓋瑞 :(因為）這是一個知名，大型的全國性公司。
面試考官:你希望的起薪是多少？
蓋瑞 :年薪120,000(美金），不過要看(公司所能提供的〕福利方案而定。
面試考官 :嗯，(全年)5週的休假和全額的醫療保險，你覺得如何呢?
蓋瑞 :很好阿(是的)!
面試考官 :再加上，公司幫你負擔80％的退休基金費用：還有每兩年換租一輛[新的]公司車(給你使用)。
蓋瑞 :哇!你不是在開玩笑吧!
面試考官 :沒錯（是的），但這是你先開始的阿。
